Automated Post-Nuptial Name Recombinator

Assuming a husband's surname is a practice that is outmoded, imbalanced, confusing to same-sex couples, and shows a complete lack of respect for information retention.

Hyphenization, while retaining all information, seems to be more of temporary hack than a real fix. Ten generations of people getting wed with reliable hyphenization would result in surnames 1024 names long!

I propose the familiar mode of portmanteauification: